Suns out 

Fun’s out 

Complaints in 

Complaining

Too hot 

Too cold

When the weather changes

The Brits will fold 

The new thing to talk about 

Find a reason to put it off

BBQ pics on Facebook 

Tan lines that they’re ashamed of

Anything for a conversation starter 

Anything for a bit of work banter

Look at my red skin 

We are all the same 

Coming round for a bevvy in the sun later Jane?