Pumpkin carving 

Has never been fun

Seeds and bits between 

Fingers and thumbs 

Trying to carve with a very sharp knife 

Horrific things will cross your mind 

Wanting to smash the pumpkin 

Through a window

Or a door

Throw it down

With all your might at the floor

Stab the monstrosity with whatevers in your hand

Kick it like a football

Where will it land?

Good job you bought the last 4 from Tesco

Suffocate your screams with a Hello Kitty pillow 

Innocent eyes

The pumpkin cries 

“Please spare me 

From this brutal demise”