Cobble streets &

Wheely suitcases

Walking on the road

A group of tourists

A speeding car

They're in their stopping-and-chatting mode

Several honks of the horn

Until they realise their errors

Families abroad

Just seem to go feral

An all-inclusive package

Is by far the worst

Stacking up plates

Until their burnt bellies burst

Alcoholic drinks watered down

Full of ice 

But you're already tipsy

Your fake tan is looking nice...

You found a hotel

That you seem to like

Now you go every year

At a discount price

The staff know your name

& you know theirs 

Keeping up to date

With their family affairs

But there's something not quite right

& it doesn't feel like home...

Oh well...

It's just another thing for you to

Complain about & moan