It smells like christmas dinner

But It's not due for a week

wetherspoons cashing in

yet when they do

it's bleak

There's never any flavour 

& The meat is so fucking dry 

but for a pub i applaud 

because at least you gave it a try

you get what you pay for

& that i already know

But why is my tesco meal deal nicer?

Forgive me if I'm slow

A sandwhich in a box 

at the local supermarket

this is a serious discussion

no I'm not being sarcastic

Ham & cheese sarnie

more moist than a pub roast

Unless it's a toby carvery

Which I'll always love

The most